Emil | he/him | 22 | patron saint of poor decisions | minors dnf | talk tag ok to rb unless otherwise stated
i was inspired
I hope every 19 year old is ok eventually I'm so fucking serious. If you're 19 stay safe out there it'll be ok love you
btw this doesn't apply when my university campus gets crowded and there's nowhere for me to sit down and eat. I hope every freshman drops out and goes home
naughty leopard breads receive sexy punish naughty leopard breads misbehaving breads
naughty sexy leopard breads wiggle and slice misbehaving punish breads naughty leopard bread receive sexy retribution naughty leopard breads know what it has done naughty leopard breads atone for its sins naughty leopard bread accepts pain with the serenity of a Saint Sebastian naughty leopard bread forgives you
forgives you
forgives you
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The Israeli genocide of Palestinians has been ongoing for 70 years.
Homestuck is weird bc if you just read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia, it’s overly complicated and makes no sense. But if you read Homestuck from the beginning, it boils you like a frog. You don't even really notice how increasingly convoluted the plot is getting. Several Acts in and youre saying shit like “The doomed-timeline Dave that post-retcon Jade dated is a different version of the Dave that fused with an alien catgirl” like it's the most reasonable thing in the world
Holy shit I think I just cracked the code of why people think you can’t sell things on Tumblr 😭
I was reading one of the Substacks I subscribe to, talking about how they promote their publication and their various sources of traffic, when I came across this paragraph:
Now I happen to also run a fairly popular Substack (about gay vampires). One whose readers are almost entirely Tumblr users. And Tumblr clicks have just never shown up in my stats, I’m used to it. Naturally I had to comment:
It’s not just Substack’s tracking that doesn’t work on here. NO tracking works on here. Tumblr is just one of the last platforms left that completely obscures its users’ data!
That’s why there’s this persistent myth that you can’t advertise on Tumblr. It's not that you can't sell things here, it's that you can't use the invasive methods that are standard everywhere else.
wow now white people want to adopt Palestinian orphans like they are rescuing poor little exotic pets fuck white savourism fuck genocide Palestine will be free
That's literally a form of genocide btw:
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Genocide
For the purpose of this Statute, "genocide" means any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such:
(a) Killing members of the group;
(b) Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;
(c) Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;
(d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;
ICRC Database, Treaties, States Parties and Commentaries, Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court, 17 July 1998, Article 6 - Genocide, https://ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/ihl-treaties/icc-statute-1998/article-6 (Last accessed on 13.11.2023)
erika is like. a top tier pokemon character because shes just got a gym thats filled with women. shes a lesbian. also she sleeps a lot and i respect that. just a gym full of girls and then she sleeps a bunch. living the fucking dream i think
imagine walking into your job surrounded by beautiful women and your job is to do what youre really good at and when youre not doing that you just sleep in this fucking foresty area. fucking dream life i think
her job is to 1. be a dyke 2. sleep and 3. battle challengers
